Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the dog so popular?
What vehicles are in the best shape?