What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?