What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why can you never find the number nine?