How does NASA organize a company party?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?