What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a forklift?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?