How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?