What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How are teens like cats?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What is the smallest lion?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?