Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?