Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Bears love exotic cars.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?