Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do Scottish toads play?