What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?