Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?