What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How do you organize a space party?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?