What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do fleas travel?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is the smallest lion?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?