Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which family member has tusks?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the hostess name her daughter?