Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the most masculine animal?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?