Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do you talk to a giant?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do trees try new things so often?