What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?