Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?