What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?