What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do actors go to pray?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What bird is losing its hair?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?