Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
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What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?