Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of store would a dog own?