How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What birds make average students?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which subject has two parts?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?