What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?