What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What tree has the most bark?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
It's Crowded!
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?