What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?