There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do books sleep?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?