What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do snowmen get information?
Someone stole all my lamps.