What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are turtles so shy?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?