Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
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What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
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What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
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Why are billionaires such good parents?
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