How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do cats go on vacation?