Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?