Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?