What's black and white and red all over?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?