Where do ships always get stuck?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the friendliest pen?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?