Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call an arctic cow?