What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do plants hate algebra?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What tea do footballers drink?