What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?