How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why don't ants get sick?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did spring break up with winter?