Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a Zen egg?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?