Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the frog starve?