Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
