What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are all priests fit?