Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do cats give such great massages?