Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do elves learn in school?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?