What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?