Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?