What did you learn in school today, son?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do fleas travel?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?