How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's the politest month?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?