What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the robot want for Christmas?