What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
Where do horses reside?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do you make a cow float?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?