What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?