What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What words make the best athletes?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do stars go to college?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the hostess name her daughter?