What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do fireflies start a race?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why are cars magic?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?