What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?