What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
