Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why was the storm actually calm?