What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How was the wedding?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the biggest ant in the world?