Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?