What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?