What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What was the first animal in space?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?