Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What season begins with a thud?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?