Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do cats love to work?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do fish do at parades?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a frog's favorite sport?