People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
When do mice play every day?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What animal styles their hair every day?