What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Which singer could always break a five?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a forklift?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?