What animal should you never play poker with?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?