What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do elves learn in school?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?