Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do fish use for glasses?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do billboards talk?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?