What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call an animal pop star?