How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What birds make average students?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?