Someone stole my mood ring!
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are stones so good at music?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?