Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?