What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do bees buzz?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?